Just Me

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theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

journalisticjoe:

somethingclever219:

thefrequencyisreal:

prettysunsets:

highlyscandalised:

jellyroll22:

nikkisshadetree:

mybeautifulmultitudes:

scandaleyezz:

virtuouslyvindicated:

GLADS.

Hold my mule whilst I cock my pistol ‘cause somebody finna get it.

Get thee behind me satan

The fuck?  

WTF?!?! (Takes off earrings, grabs ponytail holder & Vaseline…)

DEATH at these gifs! 

all of the above

What is this mess??

It’s a pale white girl that sumbmitted this mad as hell that her non-existent thin ass lips don’t quiver as well as Kerry’s.

Stay mad hoe.

where do this hoe live? shit I’m about to catch a case. that’s how the fuck you get jumped

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deliciouskaek:

50shadezofgay:

right-here-huntsy:

I don’t understand, bitch

MY GURL.

Me right now

crackerhell:

tashabilities:

arseniccupcakes:

helenaisis:

tapioca-ai:

lyrique86:

Birthday Mom: I want BLACK Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, BLACK BARBIE.

Boss: Done and done.

And every child at that party believed I was the real Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, The Barbie.  Because black girls can be the star of a franchise too.

Yassss ma’am!

How I wish you were around when I was little.

my heart

My cheeks are wet and there’s a hot lump in my throat.

always reblog

thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

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mariavontraphouse:

Shout out to all those ratchet intellectuals

Twerking towards degrees

Talkin about feminist theory at the nail shop

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flacokwisatz:

meditativeroses:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

Dude…. Margorie is that bitch!

damn, that’s some crazy shit. Margorie must’ve had powers or some shit

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